HELEN: Hi, babe.Hey, sweetie, listen.
I'm sorry, but I got some bad news.
The conference is running long.
[school bell rings]Seriously?
I was making your favorite casserole for dinner.
The kids are going to be bummed.
I know, I know, and I'm sorry,
but it's a sales banquet.
And you know Luther, he thinks
no one's going to buy a computer server
unless you eat a rubber chicken breast with them.
[chuckles] It's okay,
I have a million linguistics finals to grade.
But I was really looking forward to seeing you.
No, I know, honey, but it's-it's a big project.
If I get this commission, we can get the dishwasher fixed.
Okay.
Well, have fun in Cleveland.
Who doesn't have fun in Cleveland?
Look, I got to go. The banquet's about to start.
Please don't be mad.
I'm not mad.
Try to enjoy your sales banquet chicken.
I will. I love you.
Kisses.More kisses.
Do you need a hug?
LUTHER: Aw, "Kisses.
Please don't be mad at me"? Seriously?
Let's put a hold on the toxic masculinity.
We're behind schedule.
I love my wife.
Give me a break.
GIB: Okay, mission review.
You go in, kidnap the weapons dealer,
and get him out.
Ambulance arrives in exactly 22 minutes.
Any questions?
HARRY: If we're unclear on the mission
at this point, Gib, I'm pretty sure we're dead.
Aw.
[beeping]
[electronic trilling]
HARRY: We're in place. Initiate.
GIB: Luther, buddy, you're up.
LUTHER: Man, I love this thing.
It slices, it dices,
it cuts through carbon steel bars,
and it's still sharp enough to slice through a tomato.
Boys and their toys.
My next op, I need a smaller gun
or a bigger suit.
GIB: Uh, you're grabbing one of the biggest
weapons dealers in the hemisphere.
It's not supposed to be easy.
HARRY: Easy for you to say, Gib.
You don't have to carry a 200-pound bad guy
halfway across the Caribbean.
Aw. Field agents get all the glory
and all the lower back pain.
Maybe you'll remember that the next time
you make fun of me for sitting in a van all day.
Have all you want.
Your dad's not going to make it to dinner, so...
What, he's not?
Yeah, I thought he was supposed to be home tonight.
Uh, I guess he got stuck
at a sales conference in Cleveland.
Poor Dad.
Seriously, when is he
not stuck at a sales conference?
I know it happens a lot, but you know what your dad says.
"Computers don't sell themselves."
[chuckles]
Yeah, but he should still have a life.
I mean, it's not like he's saving the world.
Can't he just tell them no?
I wish.
HARRY: Oh, boy. This is not good.
Trilby didn't tell us who's on the guest list.
It's a who's who of global bad guys.
Gib, why didn't we get a full report
on what we're walking into?
This is a nightmare.
GIB: Talk to the boss, man. I just work here.
What's your approach?HARRY: The catering van
with the grill at the backside of the house.
All right, let's roll.
["Icky Thump" by The White Stripes playing]
♪ Ya-hee, icky thump, who'd have thunk? ♪
♪ Sitting drunk on a wagon to Mexico ♪
♪ Ah, well, what a chump, and my head ♪
♪ Got a bump when I hit it on the radio ♪
♪ Redhead señorita looking dead ♪
♪ Came and said, "I need a bed" en español ♪
Okay, guys, once you clear the catering area,
you're gonna want to scale
the second balcony on your...
left. On your left.
Rand's office is on the far east
end of the home.
Remember,
once you get inside,
any sound over a normal speaking voice
will set off the alarm.
So, when you grab him,
no yelling, no shooting.
Harry, keep it quiet.
[door opens]
Excuse me?
What are you doing in here?
I was getting bored downstairs.
Just looking for some fun.
♪ Icky thump, with a lump in my throat ♪
♪ Grabbed my coat, and I was freaking, I was ready to go ♪
♪ And I swear beside the hair, she had one white eye ♪
♪ One blank stare, looking up, lying there ♪
♪ On the stand near her hand was a candy cane ♪
♪ Black rum, sugar cane, dry ice, something strange ♪
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... [thump]
Harry, what was that?
I told you, nothing over a normal speaking voice.
[whispering]: It's fine, won't happen again.
M-Make sure it doesn't.
We're about one wet fart away from dead, okay?
Now, get in your uniforms, get that stretcher set up,
and kill the security system. We got to move.
Luther, you're gonna find the keypad
for the security system
behind the painting on the west wall.
Get that thing decoded and shut it down.
[phone dings]Also, Harry,
Helen just texted
to remind you about her work barbecue.
Respond: "I didn't forget. I'm all over it."
Heart emoji.
Kissy heart emoji. Send pic three.
Pic four is way cuter.
Pic three.
[phone whooshes]
What a goofball.
MAN: Mr. Rand?[knock on door]
Are you all right?
Guys, what's going on?
Psst. [grunts]
Harry.
[grunting]
[stammers] What's happening?
Luther?He's having a pillow fight
with this guy in front of my face.
There's nothing I can do.
HARRY [whispering]: Maria.
[muffled grunting]
Guys, you're peaking out here.
[whispering]: It's fine, Harry's got it under control.
[muffled grunting]
[alarm beeping]
Go, go, go. Get out of there.
[alarm blares]New plan. Corner of the house,
the catering van with the grill.
Go. Go.Get out. Get out.
HELEN:Dana.Mom.
Can you knock next time, please?
I'm just checking on your homework.
I already did it.
I was just looking at my snow globes.
Okay.
All right.
Love you.I love you.
Good night.
No, no, no, no. Maria, you've got to drive faster.
I got three guards on motorcycles coming in hot.
It's a catering van. It can't go faster.
[gunshots]
GIB: Harry, can you take them out?
HARRY: I'm trying.
I got a giant grill full of T-bones in the way.
[gunshots]
No, no, no, no, no.
Harry, they're gaining on you.
HARRY: Yeah, Gib, I see that. I can't get a shot.
I got an idea.
The laser cutter, give it to me.
[muffled shouting]
Hey, sweetie.
Hey. I'm about to go to bed.
Just playing a video game.
Okay, nothing too violent, I hope.
I know. No violence.
GIB: Oh, shame to waste all those T-bones.
All right, everybody, let's go home.
Okay, cover story review.
Where'd you stay?
Cleveland Ramada, room 713.
How'd you get the bruise on your arm?
Luther's bag fell out of
the overhead compartment on the plane.
Good, good.
Your plane was United 238.
Breakfast was a Denver omelet.
Here are your presents. Where'd you get them?
Airport gift shop next to the Starbucks
where I got my muffin. Receipts are in my wallet.
I got it, okay?
Hey, don't get mad at me.
I don't need a cover story. You're the genius
who decided to get married and have a family.
Yeah, well...
what's the point of saving the world
if you're not doing it for the people you love?
That's really touching, Harry.
Maybe if the spy thing doesn't work out,
you could write greeting cards.
I know a guy.
I'll see you later.
Good luck.
Jakey, isn't this your textbook?
Yeah, I was looking for that. Thanks.
Okay. Dana. No breakfast?
DANA: I had a protein bar.
HELEN: That's not breakfast. I made eggs.
Eggs are cruel, mom.
I watched this video, and these chickens were just...
Hey, everyone.
Dad's home.DANA: Hey, Dad.
Hi, welcome home, honey.Hi.
Uh, I'm sorry I can't stay,
I've got to bring the kids to school,
and I have yoga.
Okay, no problem,
but before you go, I come bearing gifts.
Jake, Cleveland Browns cap.
Huh, buddy?Awesome.
Dana,
this is a very special
Cleveland snow globe.
It's from the James Garfield
monument gift shop.
This is so great. Thank you, Dad.
I don't have this one yet. It's awesome.
He was assassinated, never got to finish his term.
And for my lovely wife...
Another travel book.
Yeah.Thank you so much.
You're welcome.There's a shopping list
on the counter for the barbecue,
and love you. Okay, bye.
Come on, let's go. Everybody.
DANA: Bye, Dad. Thanks again for the snow globe.
JAKE: Yeah, Dad. See you later.
[door closes]
♪
DANA: It's so sweet of Dad to bring us presents all the time,
but this has to be the most boring object in the universe.
Weren't you playing with your snow globes last night?
Yeah, but I'm into other stuff, too.
Sometimes it's like he doesn't even know me.
Seriously.
It's cool that he thinks of us.
I don't even wear baseball caps.
Yeah, 'cause you like to show off
your cute little haircut we got you.
[chuckles] All right, have fun at school.
Learn all the... I love...
I love you both.
[school bell rings]
A hundred places we'll never see,
a hundred things we'll never do.
["Beat On the Brat" by Ramones playing]
[tires squeal]
♪ Beat on the brat, beat on the brat ♪
♪ With a baseball bat, oh, yeah ♪
HELEN: Whoo!
♪ Oh, yeah, oh-oh
♪ Beat on the brat, beat on the brat ♪
[tires screech]
[panting]
WOMAN: That is insane.
How do they do that with their legs?
It's not that hard,
you just have to breathe into it.
Okay, is something wrong?
No, I'm good. I'm fine.
Tell me.
Do you promise not to say anything?
On the way here, I drove a hundred miles an hour.
What?Yeah.
Maybe more. I don't know.
Are you insane?Yeah.
I don't know, I think maybe I am.
I think I was just trying to feel,
like, a little bit of excitement
because I look at my life,
and it's the kids, and class
and a peck on the cheek from Harry, so...
Okay.
This is about Harry.
Hmm, I don't know.
I love Harry.
He's an amazing husband, he's a great father...
But you're not satisfied?
It wasn't always like this.
In the beginning,
he was very exciting.Mm-hmm.
He is still this amazing, sexy man,
but sometimes he can be a little...
I feel a little bad saying this: He can be boring.
He's a computer salesman whose idea of fun and adventure
is ordering coffee from Hawaii.
Oh. [chuckles]
I want to hold his hand,
and I want to look into his eyes,
and I want to feel...
passion.
All right, listen.
You say he's gone a lot.
Tell me this.
Is he canceling plans a lot, last minute?
Take phone calls and texts in the other room?
When he does that, it's mostly just for work stuff.
Helen, I know you don't want to hear this,
but you might not be
the only one keeping a secret here.
HARRY: Hey, Tony.
Good morning, Donna.
Hey, how was the sales conference?
Pretty good, pretty good.
We might make our June sales numbers after all.
[elevator dings]
FEMALE VOICE: Please identify.
[electronic trilling]
Access granted. Welcome to Omega Sector.
Trilby, you want to tell me what the hell is going on?
What? You had a successful mission.
We're questioning Rand right now...
What arms dealer gets every major rogue state
and terror group to come to him for an event like that?
All right. Sit.
And try to remember
you're talking to your boss.
Take a look at this.
Iraq, last May.
This is a military base on the Turkish border.
It was attacked using some kind of device.
All the defenses, the concrete, the steel,
crumbled in seconds.
That event last night?
Everyone there was shopping for one of their very own.
Where'd it come from?
We don't know.
We hoped Rand would know,
but it looks like he's just a well-paid middleman.
Are those things still out there?
I wish I could say no, Harry,
but there's one we can't account for yet.
Stay ready.
We'll get in touch when we know our next move.
You do that, and next time,
tell me what I'm walking in to.
Jake, where's the barbecue sauce?
It's behind the cereal.
What's it doing behind the cereal?
I like it on my sandwiches.
Buddy, you can't hoard barbecue sauce.
I was looking for this.
DANA: Okay, Dad, I don't get this.
Why do we have to have a barbecue anyway?
Because we're a family and we're supporting your mother.
And if you really want to go to the beach tomorrow
with Riley, you'll stop complaining.
HELEN: Don't forget to talk to Lawrence.
My department chair?
Right, yes.We talked about this.
Okay.I got it.
You'll be fine.Lawrence, yup.
I'm on it.
LAWRENCE: You know, they say the more you flip it,
it dries it out.
Is that what they say?Uh-huh.
I'll keep that in mind.
So you're the head of the department, I hear?
Yes.
Oop, a little flare-up there.
So, uh, Helen tells me you work in computers?
Yes. Sales to mid-sized insurance companies.
We specialize...
Sometimes I wish I was in something like sales.
Get away from all the constant pressure...
Harry? Look who's here.
Hey!Uh, hey!
I guess I caught you in the middle of
some kind of party or something?
Yeah, just an event for my work colleagues.
Sorry to drop in on you.
Just got a quick office update for the big guy.
There's cheese, Gib. Go have some cheese.
Mmm.I'm sorry.
Uh, we'll just be a second.
We'll get you another refreshment, Lawrence.
Don't mind if I do.
All right.
[laughs]
What are you doing here?
You wouldn't answer the phone,
so Trilby sent me over.
Our worst fears have come true.
That missing weapon everybody was worried about?
Well, it turns out Rand sold one of those weapons
before we picked him up.
We head to Paris tomorrow to intercept it.
Tomorrow?
Mmm. Is that gouda?
She has to send us?
We're the only ones that are authorized.
Plus, we are the best.
Two missions in four days?
Gib, I have a cover ID I need to maintain here.
Mm, technically, it's just part two of one mission,
and it's a good thing your cover ID isn't barbecue master,
'cause your grill game's weak, bro.
We all good here? GIB: Yes.
Yes, yes. Just finishing up the update,
uh, on the sales trip tomorrow.
Yeah. [chuckles] There's a sales trip tomorrow?
Sure is. Third biggest
insurance carrier in the region.
The spread is awesome.
Thank you.
Can I talk to you for a second, Harry?
Yeah, but the chicken...
Leave the chicken.
Another work trip? Really? Tomorrow?
I know, honey, I am so sorry.
It just came up last minute.
Gib just told me...Yes, and Gib, that's another thing.
He's eating all of my hors d'oeuvres
that I got for my work party.
Harry, sometimes I don't think
that you're focused on your family anymore.
What are you talking about?
I'm making chicken for your work barbecue as we speak.
I'm not talking about chicken, Harry.
I'm talking about us.
What's wrong with us?
I didn't want to have to say this,
but Cherry showed me a checklist online.
Cherry?Mm-hmm.
"Ten Signs Your Husband is Having an Affair."
Oh...Late-night texts,
secret phone calls, emotionally distant,
and seven other things that I don't remember,
but the point is you've checked
every single one of the boxes, Harry.Helen,
an affair? How can you even think that?
What other explanation could there be?
Explanation? I'm working.
I showed you the pictures from Cleveland.
I don't need to see pictures from Cleveland, Harry.
I'm saying that our marriage is in crisis.
Helen, I swear to you
that it's not what you think.
Well, what is it?
I was planning something,
and I wanted it to be a surprise.
Oh, I wanted it to be a surprise.
That's why Gib is here. He was helping me plan.
What, what's he helping you plan?
We're going to Paris tomorrow.
What? Yes.
Oh, is that why you got me the travel book?
Yes.
Surprise.
[laughs]
Huh?
Dude, this is a joke, right?
You invited your wife on a mission?
No, I didn't invite her on a mission,
I invited her on a vacation.
Helen thought I was having an affair.
I had to tell her something.
So you say you got a secret fantasy football league.
You don't bring your wife...
There's a reason that they don't even let us
date people without Omega clearance.
They made an exception for you because Harry's the best,
but you can't just...You think I wanted this?
Helen said our marriage was in crisis.
I thought I had this whole husband thing handled,
and all of a sudden she thinks
I don't love her anymore?
So get a marriage counselor.
Listen, we can have an agent in place
tomorrow that can convince Helen that this whole thing
is in her head, she's going cra...
Whatever. Just cancel the Paris thing...
I can't. I already invited her.
Fine, I'll talk to her, then.
I told her you were helping me plan it.
You...
Plus, she's mad at you
'cause you ate all of our cheese.
This is the woman I love, Gib.
She's coming. That's it.
All right.
But for the record,
this is a bad idea.
And also for the record,
a lot of people were eating cheese.
Okay?
♪
Wow, honey, that's so impressive.
You sound so French.
[laughs] I teach languages, Harry.
It's my thing.
So, how does it feel to finally
have a stamp in your passport?
Uh, you know, it's fun. Something new.
Welcome to the Grand Hotel Champs-EÉlysées.
Help with your bags?
I'm sorry, sir.
What language was that?
Malagasy, from Madagascar.
[French accent]: A former French colony.
Malagasy. Now you're just showing off.
[laughs] Maybe just a little.
Harry, this place is amazing.
The bathtub is the size of a swimming pool.
This is really sweet.
Thank you.You're welcome.
I'll be right back, I got to go pick up the opera tickets.
You didn't tell me we were going to the opera.
I know, I'm full of surprises.
Relax, enjoy this.
Take a bath.
I'll be back to pick you up for dinner.
Okay, love you.Love you.
HARRY: What's our status?
GIB: Oh, our status is time is tight
because you couldn't stay at the Ramada.
Look, a courier's delivering the weapon
to an office building downtown.
But he has to meet the buyer alone, okay?
That's our window.
We get in, we take out the guy,
we snatch the weapon. We have one hour.
Let's make it in 45 minutes.
I got to buy flowers on the way back.
MARIA: Wearing that to the op?
What? What is wrong with what I'm wearing?
Nothing. If you're happy...
Well, you can't just say... Oh.
Uh-huh. You're trying to mess with my head.
Trying? Looks like I'm succeeding.
You're not gonna get in there.
My head is fine, and so are my clothes.
Thank you.We got to toughen you up, dude.
["Une femme doit faire" by Jill Barber plays in French]
[mouthing along with music]
GIB: Courier approaching. He has the weapon.
GIB: Courier is entering the elevator now.
HARRY: Copy that. In place.
[elevator stops]
[both grunting]
MARIA: Carrying courier on the roof of the elevator.
♪
LUTHER: Tell the interrogation guys they can pick him up any time.
[elevator dings]
HARRY: Weapon secured, mission accomplished.
GIB: Nice work. Go get your flowers, Harry.
CONSIERGE: Yes, madam, no problem.
At what time would you like to reserve?
WOMAN: Okay, so for tonight, we want 8:30, and then
for tomorrownight...
[continues indistinctly]
Uh, monsieur? Monsieur? I can help you here.
Thank you.
Ah. I need a dinner reservation for 6:00 p.m.,
someplace romantic.
And two tickets to the opera.
Can you do that?
Of course, of course.
Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.
Ah, I can recommend Bistro Adeline.
Yeah.Excellent, très romantique.
And, uh, which opera?
Oh, uh, I don't know. Any opera.
Of course. Of course, monsieur...
Tasker, Harry Tasker. Room 515.
Merci, monsieur Tasker.Thank you.
[speaks French]
[woman singing in French]
Thank you. Or merci.Oh.
[laughs] Cheers.
Cheers.
Helen, I want to apologize.
For everything.
I've been a terrible husband...
No. No, Harry, you haven't been a terrible husband.
I-I, you know,
I just miss how...
we used to be.
You remember when we first met?
Of course, every minute.
Well, you remember how we stayed up all night
at that bar near Puerta del Sol?
Puerta del Sol.[laughs]
Talking about
dreams and adventures.
It's just...
where did that Harry Tasker go?
He's still here, I'm still the same Harry Tasker.
I love Madrid,
but I wanted to do something more stable
for you and the kids.
And you have to admit,
Telonyx has been amazing to us.
The 401[k], the medical flex account...
I married you, Harry, I didn't marry
America's number three supplier of computer systems
to the insurance industry.
Well, number two.[laughs]
The number two. I'm just saying,
maybe...
there's more to life than just,
[fading]: you know, car payments
and getting the kids to school on time
and re-seeding our lawn, you know?
Don't you ever
want passion?
Or just...
adventure?
Harry?
Am I boring you?
Helen, we need to get out of here now.
Unbelievable.
The second I talk about something a little more serious
than an electric bill, you completely check out.
Helen.What?
There are men here. They're coming for us.
Oh, okay. Are they single?
Can they talk about their emotions?
Is this a joke?
Honey, if that's a joke,
it doesn't work. I have a lot of...
[crowd exclaims]
Harry, what's going on?
[gunshots]
HELEN: Oh, Harry, no, no, no, no!
[people shouting]
Harry, what is going on?[gunshots]
Where did you learn to fight like that?
Remember the tae kwon do class I took with Dana?
You learned all that
from getting a yellow belt at a strip mall?
How do you know how to shoot guns?
I don't know, I just pull the trigger thing.
What about you, when did you learn to fight like that?
I learned everything from an exercise video.
Why are you punching in an exercise video?
It relieves stress.[gun clicks]
[man speaks French] Don't move.
What do we do now?
[speaks French]
We move slowly.
♪
The distress signal from Harry's watch is still live.
I've pulled together the van, the driver,
but trying to get a fix on his position is...
LUTHER: Gib, what happened?
You remember Harry's
little errand to get flowers?
Mm-hmm.Well, he got followed.
Guy snuck into the hotel,
disguised himself as a concierge,
got Harry's plans, got a whole team in place.
MARIA: Well, they captured them both,
so they wanted them alive.
Well, that's worse.
I just-I just mean that if they want Harry to talk,
now they've got his wife, and that's leverage.
GIB: Can you guys please focus?
We've got to save Harry and Helen.
[machinery whirring outside]
JAKE: Bunch of street workers out back.
It's kind of weird.
They just fixed that street.
[phone dings]
All right, listen.
I have to go meet up with Riley in an hour.
My boyfriend's going to come over
to help out with the beer, and then...
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I didn't know you had a boyfriend. And beer?
Where do you have beer?
Behind my snow globes.
All right? At least the stupid things
are good for something.[knock on door]
Hey, Mrs. Myers.
Hi. I'm just checking in,
thought I'd fix you two some dinner.
No, we...
We were gonna order pizza, so we're-we're good.
Don't be silly.
Your father wanted you to have a home-cooked meal.
I brought lasagna.
[laughs]
HARRY: Helen, please, don't say anything.
HELEN:Harry, I know that you're scared,
but I've read about this, okay?
We have to engage with them.
We have to humanize ourselves...
What? ...so I'll give a name,
find a common interest. It's very...
Excuse me, sir.
There's been a mistake.
My husband Harry is a computer salesman,
and my name is Helen,
and I teach at a junior college.
What are you doing?A funny thing about me, I love...
Honey, let me handle it.
Harry, you're very good with computers,
and, apparently, tae kwon do...
Helen. Helen, I'm in sales.
Negotiating is what I do.
Honey, okay, but...[door closes]
Monsieur Tasker.
You know him?
Yeah, he's the hotel concierge.
Too bad you won't make the opera.
They were excellent seats.
What do you want?
You know exactly what I want.
And your friends at Omega Sector
are going to give it to me.
What are you talking about?
HELEN: No!
Harry...[Harry moans]
[grunts]
Where's the weapon?
HARRY: What weapon? This is crazy.
I don't know who you think we are,
but I've never heard of Omega Sector.
Harry sells computers.
He's not even a manager.
He makes $63,000 a year,
he drives a 2004 Subaru
when we're not switching out the vans.
He is the fourth best player
in his bowling league.
Shut up.
Kill the woman. She's useless to me.
[guns cock]HARRY: Wait, wait, wait.
Yes, you're right, you're right.
I'm an operative for Omega Sector,
and she's my supervisor.
TERRORIST: You're saying...
...she is a spy?
Oh, of course she is.
What idiot brings a useless
junior college teacher on a mission?
[laughs]
[men laughing]
Right? I mean, come on.
I think...
I think you're lying to me,
and maybe
you'll change your story
if-if I take an eye,
if I cut it out.
I want the truth. Now.
Uh, it's true, what he's saying.
I am...
an Omega supervisor.
And if you cut out my employee's eye,
there's gonna be hell to pay, buddy.
You, a supervisor?
I'm sorry that I'm a woman
and that surprises you.
What year is it?
HARRY:How do you think she helped me
fight off your team
in the bistro?Uh-huh.
Yeah. Mm-hmm.She's trained.
And currently, I supervise...
all the others.
[groans]
We've got to move. Take them both.
We'll sort this out at the base.
Get the helicopter ready.
[door opens, closes]
Harry, I think it's time you tell
this useless junior college teacher
what the hell is going on.
These people obviously have us
mixed up with someone else,
and you're playing along with them?
Are you trying to get us killed?
Please don't be mad.
Well, it's too late, Harry.
I'm mad.
I'm a spy.
I work for an organization called Omega Sector.
That is insane. You were just
in a sales conference in Cleveland.
Helen, I was in the Caribbean,
capturing a black market arms dealer.
We intercepted a weapon earlier today.
Toda... You... When you were getting opera tickets?
Eh...
So...
You don't...
you don't sell computers?
No, I do. That's true. I do sell computers.
But, uh, Telonyx is a front for a spy organization.
For how long is...
I got recruited in '98.
In 1998?
Harry, you looked me in the eye.
You told me you weren't lying.
I wasn't lying.Yes, you were.
No, I wasn't. I did not have an affair.
I didn't have an affair.
But you've just been lying about
everything since we met.
Harry, you put the children in danger.
No, the kids are fine.
Omega Sector kept them safe.
Mrs. Myers, from next door,
she's a trained countersurveillance officer.
The cat lady from next door?
She's a trained assassin.
Mm.
This is Socks Two.
His mommy was Socks One.
I'm not sure who his daddy was.
It's complicated.Mm.
[gasps] This, this is Domino.
Because her spots look like dominos.
Well, as much as I would love to see more,
I have homework that I have to do.
But I bet that Jake would love to see
more pics of the cats in sweaters.
Actually, I should, um,
probably hit the books, too.
So, um, maybe a little later?
Any time, dear.
DANA: Thanks for dinner.
Enjoy your studying.
All right.
Security team, this is team leader.
MEYERS: Fox cub one, fox cub two secure.
Copy, team leader.
[helicopter blades whirring]
Looks like they're in there.
What do we got?
Two guards posted outside.
Sounds like there's a chopper out back.
Probably preparing to move them.
This is for you. Hey.
Oh, I'll be in the van.
LUTHER: Gib,
Harry's in trouble.
Let's go.
Harry, if we live through this,
you're sleeping on the couch.
Yeah, yeah, I figured.
The guy on the left,
there's something wrong with his knee.
How do you know?
Because they're from northern Spain,
and your useless wife speaks Basque.
[man groans]
Nice job.
Is that from your exercise video?
That's from yoga class. What's next?
Come here.
Okay.
Our best bet is to steal that helicopter.
You can fly a helicopter?
Harry, what about that time when we were in Maui,
and I wanted to go on the volcano tour,
and you said it made you airsick?
Uh, honey, please, can this wait?
Fine, but this can't.
[sighs]
Okay.
Ah, so I get to ruin my favorite dress
to tie up a terrorist.
HARRY: I'll have Omega get you a new one, all right?
Just make sure he's secure.
All right, take this. We got to shoot our way
to the helicopter.What? No.
It'll be fine. I'll talk you through it.
Harry, that's the worst idea ever.
There's like eight guys out there.
Helen, we have one chance.
I'm trying to save our lives.
You're not doing a very good job, Harry.
Just take the guard's uniform
and walk me outside.
They're expecting two prisoners.
So get on the radio and tell them
that you're bringing me out first.
I don't know how to speak Basque.
It'll be fine. I'll talk you through it.
HELEN: So explain to me where you were when you were
fly fishing last month?Helen, please.
Can we do this later?
I just wanted to know
where you were when you missed our anniversary.
I was in Argentina, saving the president.
Hmm, of course you were.
HARRY: Now.
[men shouting]
Hey!
We have to take off. Hold on.
Ah!
HARRY: Helen!
HELEN: Harry!
Helen, I can't control it. You got to get him off.
I'm trying!
[shouts]
Helen!Harry, get us down!
[gunshots]HARRY: I can't land.
There's too much gunfire.
Harry!
AUTOMATED VOICE: Autopilot engaged.
HARRY: Give me your hand!
[gunshots]
Come on, baby. Give me your hand.
[panting]
You okay?
That's one way to see Paris.
[Helen chuckles]
How was the sales trip?
Oh, you know me. Killed it.
Helen's helping me hang up my sales award.
Harry, I don't understand
why we can't just go home already.
I know it's a pain, but we have to get debriefed.
Debriefed, yes.
Oh, yes. Of course.
Good morning.
All of the people who work here
are part of this...
No, no. Some... Most sell computers.
Just... some of us have a side job.
Helen, I know this is a lot to absorb,
but I just want to tell you,
you were amazing in Paris.
You saved our lives.HELEN: Oh.
And with this coming out, finally,
this could be really good for us.
I've wanted to be honest with you
for so many years.
Yes, but you weren't, Harry.
Uh, get-get right in the middle.
What?
I've been married to somebody that I don't know.
I spent 17 years of my life
married to someone who said that skiing was too dangerous,
and that foreign foods gave him an upset stomach.
Well, technically, some foreign foods do
upset my stomach.
Well...
this was a disaster.
HARRY:Yeah, yeah, it wasn't ideal.
But the mission was technically a success.
We'll discuss the mission later.
Right now, we have a lot to do.
Why did she say "we,"
and then look at me?
I don't think there's a "we,"
'cause I'm not part of this.
That's not how it works.
Once you know about Omega,
once you've been a part of an operation like this,
you're a target.
And you're part of it, whether any of us like it or not,
for your safety and ours.
Yes, uh, but I'm a teacher.
I'm not a spy.
You'll still be a teacher.
We got you a tenured position at Shoreton.
That is quite interesting. Tenure?
At Shoreton? Is she serious? Are you serious?
Yes.
You'll need something with a more flexible
teaching schedule during your training.
HARRY: It's exciting, right?
Going back to a university.Hang on a sec, Harry.
My training? What's my training?
The basics.
Countersurveillance,weapons,
self-defense, evasive driving,
threat detection, data security.
Harry, did you know this was going to happen?
I guess that's a "yes," then.
Honey,
it's for your protection, and our family's.
Looks like the two of you have plenty to talk about.
Welcome aboard, Helen.
[doors whoosh open]
Okay.
Here we are.
Home sweet home.
Uh, guys,
I don't want to overstep,
but I'm picking up some tension.
So, security-wise, it may be best
if you guys acted normal.
All right? All right.
DANA: Jake, doesn't this seem a little weird?
JAKE:What's so weird? They're home.
Okay, tell me this:
Do they look like they just got back from vacation?
No, not really.
I wonder what's going on.
And how, exactly, are we supposed to act normal?
After we were kidnapped,
almost died in a helicopter crash,
and your spy plane lost the rest of my luggage.
Look, I know it's a lot,
but please, just do it for the kids.
They need you.
I need you.
We're a team, right?
Hey!
Hey, we're home!Hey!
[overlapping greetings]
We did.
Yes, you wouldn't believe it.Oh, come here.
[indistinct chatter]
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